Charlie's Angels - Movie Review

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  • Xuất bản 18 Th11, 2019
  • Chris Stuckmann reviews Charlie's Angels, starring Kristen Stewart, Naomi Scott, Ella Balinska, Elizabeth Banks, Djimon Hounsou, Noah Centineo, Sam Claflin, Patrick Stewart. Directed by Elizabeth Banks.
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  • Second Coming97
    Second Coming97 9 giờ trước

    No BS but I didn’t actually hate this film. It’s not good, don’t get me wrong.
    But it falls in the so bad it’s good category for me.

  • captmack007
    captmack007 11 giờ trước

    I give it an F for faqin ugly dogs

  • O S
    O S 15 giờ trước

    Not only no, but HELL NO!

  • Jack Wickham
    Jack Wickham 23 giờ trước

    I actually think Naomi Scott was much better in Aladdin, I found her kind of annoying in this.

  • Annika K.
    Annika K. Ngày trước

    The film was fun... it was entertaining. It wasn't as good as it could be though. I love what you say about KStew, 'cause with that I agree 100%, she gets way too much hate that is not deserved at all. If the action scenes were better, it would be much better film... but it would still fail the box office, because of the shitty marketing and people who wanted it to fail for some reason.

  • Sausthab Bir Singh Tuladhar

    the actors in the thumbnail look dead af

  • The Entertainer
    The Entertainer 2 ngày trước

    Look I don't mean any offense really and I'm not trying to judge at all but with all due respect alot of people that ofcourse includes you are making alot of fussy discussion of certain movies I noticed regarding TERMINATOR DARK FATE. ONES APON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD. and now the 2019 remake of CHARLIE'S ANGELS. I think you should remember that everyone has different tastes cause to be honest I really like TERMINATOR DARK FATE. even the new CHARLIE'S ANGELS. especially ONES APON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD. so I've realized that not just you but many others others didn't like these movies for certain reasons ok I respect that but seriously is it really necessary to mock these movies because I personally believe that all the people that were in the movies deserve some credit let's talk about one my type of movies that I don't like now it doesn't mean that it's a bad movie just that it's not my type ok the movie is called battle field earth but I still love the fact that the movie had great special effects and cool characters so that's my opinion just a friendly advice.

  • john cameron
    john cameron 2 ngày trước

    I liked Naomi Scott in power rangers

  • Rex Alfie Lee
    Rex Alfie Lee 2 ngày trước

    Seriously this is crap & that's all it is. Asian girls do action much better than western girls. Garbage, utter garbage...

  • Joshua Grissom
    Joshua Grissom 3 ngày trước

    Your reviews suck sir

  • Clayton Smith
    Clayton Smith 4 ngày trước

    Last time I checked the Angels are not Super Spies! They were Private Investigators.
    This remake was garbage, 1970s angels were better. Better show too.

  • paletics92
    paletics92 4 ngày trước

    Yeah, no. This movie SUCKED BIG TIME. From dialogs,
    directors, casting, everything... Where to start, action scenes were just awful,
    specials effects were as if an amateur made then. Also, Charlie's Angels have
    always been matured women, this were silly girls wearing fancy clothes and
    playing with guns. Kristen acting skills leave much to be desire, she has
    trouble with emotions, and cannot connect with her audience no matter the movie
    she is in. Also, there is something to be said for a women director saying her
    movie was not a hit because men are misogynist.

  • Erik
    Erik 5 ngày trước

    Your review is funny. Movie isn’t bad except for the boring action, writing, and directing. Kristan is a good actress but your surprised she can be sometimes funny???
    The only good thing you said this movie had was hot chicks 🤣
    Sounds like you agree with what everyone else is saying about it.

  • sortsius
    sortsius 6 ngày trước

    This movie is worse and more boring than the earlier movies

  • Ducks
    Ducks 6 ngày trước

    So what I get from this is, good actresses and good chemistry but bad direction.

  • CarlosChip Morales
    CarlosChip Morales 6 ngày trước

    Charlies angels franchise wasnt even warm at best ... let alone a blockbuster !

  • Sugami
    Sugami 6 ngày trước

    I wanted this movie to be good and I did love the old Charlie's Angels movies because I love good silly cheesy action movies.
    I'm gonna say it, feminism killed Charlie's Angels. The feminist touches were very heavy handed in the movie, especially at the start. *SPOILERS* She literally kills Charlie and has him replaced by a woman, makes a man the villain and every other man is either a henchman, useless or super gay. The plot is super dumb too. They throw in jargon like "block chain" and completely misuse it, if you're going make up a fictional super weapon that sounds so dumb it can't possibly exist then make up your own jargon to go with it.
    Seemed like they wanted to have the cheesy fun but also took themselves too seriously.
    Just-Smelt-Poop-Face has finally stopped looking like she just smelt poop all the time xD She was good in the movie, as were Namoi Scott and Ella Balinska and that's really the only good things about the movie.

  • Casey Elgin
    Casey Elgin 6 ngày trước

    Uh, Kristen Stewart? Lmao, just no. No offense to her, she's just wrong for the part. Here's my list of actresses I think would've been great. Comment if you agree. Mila Kunis, Megan Fox, Anne Hathaway, Nina Dobrev, Anna Kendrik, Prianka Chopra, Margo Robbie, Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, and Amber Heard.

  • Jo Kabasa
    Jo Kabasa 7 ngày trước

    Kristen Stuart can do comedy. Watch some of her SNL skits.

  • Horizon31
    Horizon31 7 ngày trước

    The movie seems like a feminist fantasy.

  • Mot Doctors
    Mot Doctors 7 ngày trước

    So bad it hurts and it's the truth!

  • Dinesh Krishnan
    Dinesh Krishnan 7 ngày trước

    Feminism lost this once

  • Carletta Goodrich Mann
    Carletta Goodrich Mann 8 ngày trước

    Charlies angels international Luly redeeming the worlds ..........Guilds polls. THE cinema that expressed Pre amble freedom for women. STewart franchise was shitty. All the actress display women as Gymnast. Sports savvy women . ACtion lights the screen. WOmen need to be watching. Your review was right on . However I enjoyed the movie .

  • george persaud
    george persaud 8 ngày trước

    I think he gave it a C- because he was afraid to say "Charlie's Angels gets a D"

  • FrostFire 1987
    FrostFire 1987 8 ngày trước

    feminist shite, no thanks

  • Harry Barber
    Harry Barber 9 ngày trước

    It's a shitty action flick, I LOVED IT

  • thedemiurge
    thedemiurge 9 ngày trước

    He's judging very objectively.but the point of a charlies angels movie is to be visually iconic with the pose and everything. They dont have that. Drew cameron lucy were iconic and are better at comedy too. Stop uplifting this film lol

  • DealhsHand1
    DealhsHand1 9 ngày trước

    This movie is straight up garbage...are you okay man?

  • wasted/time/traveler
    wasted/time/traveler 9 ngày trước

    I was gonna go watch it but Elizabeth Banks blamed it's flop on bigoted white men...on second thought, no I wasn't gonna watch this dumpster fire...

  • JagerBombasstic
    JagerBombasstic 9 ngày trước +5

    "This is an action movie not meant for men."
    Basically a huffpost directored movie.
    Everybody: okay so I won't see it then, I'll go watch wonder women/alita/alien/underworld/kill bill/etc instead.
    Director/actresses: White sexist men are the reason this failed. They are too problematic to watch female lead stories.
    Is there a gas leak in Cali?

  • Joanne Ee
    Joanne Ee 10 ngày trước

    It's not bad. It's ok. Plus I just love watching Kristen Stewart😍😍

  • Karlos DeBunk
    Karlos DeBunk 10 ngày trước +1

    Naomi Scott is soooooo hot😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • Steve Whyte
    Steve Whyte 10 ngày trước

    This is such a bad film, so amateurish and cobbled together,

  • JayKid
    JayKid 10 ngày trước

    If we look back at Eddie Murphy in 48 hours series, he wasn’t making jokes to make the audience laugh, he was just saying some real shit that was funny. Action movies now force you to laugh. And that will be the death of good comedy

  • FanofStuff
    FanofStuff 10 ngày trước

    Honestly, the action could have been done better, but Kristen Stewart made this movie UNFORGETTABLE for me. Like, every single one of her jokes landed for me. The part where she supposed to be watching what is happening inside the cafe but is instead admiring a cute dog was hilarious! And then how she keep bringing up how Jane (Ella Balinska) pushed her off the roof made me wheeze. I can relate to the fights scenes being bad, but her humor made even those entertaining for me.
    I will say I wasn't a fan of some of the plot, it just seemed... I dunno, like they just sat down and wrote something without putting a whole lot of thought into it.

  • Russell Miller
    Russell Miller 11 ngày trước

    Farrah Fawcett would roll over in her grave if she could see this stupid shit !!!

  • Mutombo
    Mutombo 11 ngày trước

    Stewart just needs a good movie. She is awesome. Waiting for Underwater.

  • Johnny Utah
    Johnny Utah 11 ngày trước

    “Chemistry”?😂😂😂😂

  • energeez
    energeez 11 ngày trước

    I think the public is just sick of seeing women who out punch men. its dumb and silly. so if you’re not making a dumb and silly movie, it’s going to be hot garbage. if you want to make it into an action movie, have the girls do things that are more stealthy and smart

  • 3G Bloke
    3G Bloke 12 ngày trước

    F-

  • Elena Phisher
    Elena Phisher 12 ngày trước

    Saw it, loved it.

  • Alejandra Cervantes
    Alejandra Cervantes 12 ngày trước

    I want to watch it, but sadly I’m half of the people that don’t go to the movies so I’ll await for it on dvd.

  • Al Berto
    Al Berto 12 ngày trước

    Uhh.. I respect your opinion about Aladdin.. but you is dead wrong about it 🙃

  • Monica Cortez
    Monica Cortez 12 ngày trước

    I have such a crush on Kristen Stewart. That is all lol

  • Mr Kelly
    Mr Kelly 12 ngày trước +2

    Me a week ago "Hey babe wanna go to the movies?"
    Her "umm, anything on?"
    Me "I could bite the bullet and go see a chick flick with ya, Charlies Angels?"
    Her "ughhh"

    Seems like Women dont even understand the modern women.

  • fazzfood joint
    fazzfood joint 13 ngày trước

    Love McG Charlie's Angels

  • Nick Jaime
    Nick Jaime 13 ngày trước

    Lol there was no agendas. Bank's herself bashed half the audience and said she didn't need them. She also said she put in feminist lines in the movie. She did all this right before the films release, so what can you expect. You alienate half your audience right before releasing and then the other half thinks it's bad. Thus making the flop she got. Now she gets rewarded for a flop with a new big budget film to crash.

  • Christopher Rouse
    Christopher Rouse 13 ngày trước

    I used to rely on your reviews quite heavily and would agree with the vast majority of your critiques. Now however it seems they're all an exercise in ' what I would have done if I directed this to make it better'.

  • Letrell Williams
    Letrell Williams 13 ngày trước +6

    Didn’t the director just flat out blame men for it flopping lol

    • bitchimsexyy 666
      bitchimsexyy 666 10 ngày trước

      Letrell Williams She half right and half wrong, the movie was killed before it came out and most movies in the mainstream realm are suffering too, this is also good for indie movies tho, but if you take your time to see how movies are being received you will eventually notice how everyone just claims “Movies by Hollywood trash”
      “Movie with political message-trash” I saw a few claming “JoJo rabbit” was just a way to blame the “Right” politically, so it also depends on how the audience reacts to movie “trailers”. The movie i dont think it’s good, Bcs I actually do like movies I like story I like the cinematography’s day this is a mainstream media, I’m not worried about the political view, but most do

  • Ethan Grosch
    Ethan Grosch 13 ngày trước

    If the movie was directed by Michael bay then it would have been awesome

  • Thomas Outt
    Thomas Outt 13 ngày trước

    Great costumes & wigs...very entertaining & the women were pretty. That's about it. Oh, yes, Patrick Stewart played the role as the person I met @ Berkeley a few years ago. Obnoxious to the Nth Degree. Unless there is a camera rolling, he has nothing but contempt for people who pay money to see his films.

  • Peter M.
    Peter M. 13 ngày trước

    One reason why this movie is bad is because it is a reboot that nobody asked for.

  • Marco Panzanni
    Marco Panzanni 13 ngày trước

    We need stunt men & women, so 105lbs privileged little pussy from France or England can do any kind of believable action, many have tried and they all look like lame shit. Leave professional action work to professionals not cute snowflakes.

  • tjpm
    tjpm 13 ngày trước +2

    I’m not watching any more movies with an agenda or that is trying to make up my mind on something. If people in Hollywood have something to sell they can get a Ted Talk. Let my entertainment be that. Entertainment.

  • shenzue
    shenzue 13 ngày trước

    Yeaa, no. This review? No. You haven't even seen McGee's reboot of it so LMAOOO the 2019 is definitely hot garbage and is as bad as it seems.

  • Michael G
    Michael G 13 ngày trước

    HFS, this movie might have set a record for a huge feature that was in and out of theaters in light speed. It’s almost completely out of the L. A. market already.

  • 84C4
    84C4 14 ngày trước +4

    Banks hasn't directed action before? I would argue she still hasn't.

  • robert willis
    robert willis 14 ngày trước +1

    When the fuck was kristen stewart ever an "amazing actress"??

  • Mann Made
    Mann Made 14 ngày trước +2

    Not really sure what Stuckmann watched because this movie was pure woke trash.

  • JL
    JL 14 ngày trước +1

    Movie was garbage don’t spend your money