How to Become Pope

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  • President Obama
    President Obama 6 giờ trước

    Just say Jesus Christ is you're nigga and BAM, you are pope

  • John Doe
    John Doe 12 giờ trước +1

    Next video : How to become Pontifex Maximus and take back Rome from the Pope.

  • [GTMG] Vassal 8
    [GTMG] Vassal 8 14 giờ trước

    As a Muslim, i dont know why i am here but respect to Christian friends all religions must be respectful to each other

  • I Don’t Even Know Anymore
    I Don’t Even Know Anymore 17 giờ trước

    Damn I got suck on the second step

  • Sourav
    Sourav 22 giờ trước

    Wait pedophiles aren't really celibates you know

  • RishiGamez Youtube
    RishiGamez Youtube Ngày trước

    Why did I watch this I'm not even Christian

  • tdscott94
    tdscott94 Ngày trước +1

    I heard poop

  • Real Human
    Real Human Ngày trước

    Ya know, there’s another way to become pope...kill the current pope and secretly take his place, or you can just hollow this video

  • Ricardas Stunza
    Ricardas Stunza Ngày trước

    basically impossible, but i will pray to anyone who listens, that in 30 something years a newly elected pope will go "i watched youtube one day, and i accepted the challenge"

  • Lanseer TV
    Lanseer TV Ngày trước +1

    you son of a bitch im in

  • Stoned Panda
    Stoned Panda Ngày trước

    What if the next pope decides to name himself snoop dogg the second.

  • NBAasDOGG
    NBAasDOGG Ngày trước

    Protocol:
    - Find young children
    - Determine if they are fresh
    - Fuck’em and cum in their ass
    - Read bible and pray to God
    - Repeat
    You’re Pope now!

  • Spilly
    Spilly Ngày trước

    Funny how one of my classmates said that they wana be pope and i got this in my recommendation

  • The Internet Goose
    The Internet Goose Ngày trước

    66.6 % chance to become a pope, eh?

  • José Colón
    José Colón Ngày trước

    Did I see one of Emperor Palpatine guards? 🤔

  • José Colón
    José Colón Ngày trước

    The Pope SUCKS

  • Emøøx Gægarbage
    Emøøx Gægarbage 2 ngày trước

    I’m going to be catholic and become a pope after faking being a man for thirty nine years and then names myself pope Jesus The Penis

  • Aidan Koliopoulos
    Aidan Koliopoulos 2 ngày trước

    If they were allowed what would a women pope be called?

  • not me
    not me 2 ngày trước

    Imagine being vetoed by the Pope
    'Fuck this guy in particular'
    'Why?'
    'GOD SAID SO HERETIC'

  • minethos gaming
    minethos gaming 2 ngày trước

    Team islam

  • Red Hair Shanks
    Red Hair Shanks 2 ngày trước

    Become a pedo

  • Baron Backu
    Baron Backu 2 ngày trước

    ah shit, gonna do it rn

  • RadarOnYouTube
    RadarOnYouTube 2 ngày trước

    66.6% or Bust
    66.6
    666
    Popes are diabolic

  • Ellie is Done
    Ellie is Done 2 ngày trước

    Touch kids

  • Joseph Stalin
    Joseph Stalin 2 ngày trước +1

    wat if i kill the pope?

  • Malkam EYEofRA
    Malkam EYEofRA 2 ngày trước

    Mmmm. Or get annotated By the Higher Above!!!! Am I WRONG?

  • jc
    jc 2 ngày trước

    They're all gay

  • くら_おさ.める_かく.れる蔵

    Step 1: become pedophile
    you did it!! You’re the pope!!!

  • Banjo K
    Banjo K 3 ngày trước

    I just started my BA in theology :)

  • Darkin
    Darkin 3 ngày trước +1

    3:22 that bishop cardinal below hid the phone in his pocket

  • Alexiion Fighter
    Alexiion Fighter 3 ngày trước

    Easy

  • Miss Lolo
    Miss Lolo 3 ngày trước +1

    0:09 GODDAMIT I’m a women

  • boomkill
    boomkill 3 ngày trước

    Does this work if your Jewish?

  • Incel Mustard
    Incel Mustard 3 ngày trước

    Jesus was against lusting after women because he was referring to the marriage age in the old testament and judaism and jewish law. The marriage age was 12 for girls.

    • Incel Mustard
      Incel Mustard 3 ngày trước

      This could be the last question in the test

  • boi you gay
    boi you gay 3 ngày trước

    Ok

  • Sobs f
    Sobs f 3 ngày trước

    Our teacher played this in class

  • ༺NorthieK Animates༻
    ༺NorthieK Animates༻ 4 ngày trước

    4:06 That Number is Fammiliar

  • Massive Cow Breakout 755
    Massive Cow Breakout 755 4 ngày trước

    You forgot the step where the cardinals all play a Christian kahoot and the winner keeps his phone

  • Nicholas Bos
    Nicholas Bos 4 ngày trước +1

    ...or just bribe ⅔ of the cardinals to elect you

  • Sastar c
    Sastar c 4 ngày trước

    How to become a man

  • Немања Чукић
    Немања Чукић 4 ngày trước

    I fucked up the first requirement

  • Felix
    Felix 4 ngày trước

    Pope rate drops to 100%

  • Saurabh A. Srivastava
    Saurabh A. Srivastava 4 ngày trước

    Its eazy to become 'Thanos' or 'Dark Vador' ! :-/ .... then ! (or may be an angry austrian painter ... ) rest world knows ... :x :x :x

  • Kai Techblor
    Kai Techblor 4 ngày trước

    Easy

  • Fab Five
    Fab Five 4 ngày trước

    Pope the legend27 the first

  • Thang Do
    Thang Do 5 ngày trước

    How to become a Pope:
    First:be able to listen clearly what he said mthfk

  • X K
    X K 5 ngày trước

    now i can start a crusade

  • Joe Mysic
    Joe Mysic 5 ngày trước

    Then you get that fancy introduction when you become a pope: *HABEMUS PAPAM!*
    You also ride that fancy little automobile, you know
    There's a pope called Pope Hilarius too.

  • I want be a designer UK
    I want be a designer UK 5 ngày trước

    Also you need to be very smart spending around 7 years in university

  • beankiller 2004
    beankiller 2004 5 ngày trước +2

    Be a pedophile, that’s all you need

  • Jabba _
    Jabba _ 5 ngày trước

    EASY

  • Gekyume Obama
    Gekyume Obama 5 ngày trước

    Fuck u katch

  • duncansantan
    duncansantan 5 ngày trước

    garbage!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Angami Accent
    Angami Accent 5 ngày trước +2

    Step 1: be a paedophile
    Step 2: protect your fellow paedophile priest

  • Caidyn Dibean
    Caidyn Dibean 5 ngày trước

    Imma become pope just to at least try

  • lilgoose
    lilgoose 6 ngày trước

    I got one step down

    Be a man

  • Emmet Anderson
    Emmet Anderson 6 ngày trước

    1. be a catholic
    _but what if..._

  • Ameen Alnaimi
    Ameen Alnaimi 6 ngày trước

    Y i got this while im Muslim
    Thx youtube

  • DarthSinistris
    DarthSinistris 6 ngày trước +1

    how is expertise in touching kids not in this video? Odd.

  • Malfi88
    Malfi88 6 ngày trước

    comment