Tariffs Could Drive Up Walrus Prices

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  • Xuất bản 15 Th05, 2019
  • There's no such thing as a free pet. Especially if you're looking for a walrus after Chinese tariffs go into effect.
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  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen 4 tháng trước

    It's a total scam. They just sell you Justin Long in a walrus costume.

  • Hans Bjorkman
    Hans Bjorkman 4 tháng trước

    In the UK they tell people trade deals are easy to make! Hard Brexit will mean they have to start trade negotiations with a white sheet of paper. Can you imagine how extremely complicated and detailed it is when they are specified down to this absurd level. A trade deal between two countries normally takes seven years as an average.

  • keepdancingmaria
    keepdancingmaria 4 tháng trước

    Get your Chinese Walrus NOW! Your Russian Beluga Whale needs a companion!

  • Xz0779
    Xz0779 4 tháng trước

    That's too much Internet for today

  • VegasBabyKat aka The Lil’ Shtinker

    Brian Stack looks like a Neanderthal Regis Philbin

  • Evan Page
    Evan Page 4 tháng trước

    It's free Walrustate

  • GohModley
    GohModley 4 tháng trước

    I’d never buy a Chinese walrus.

  • VegasBabyKat aka The Lil’ Shtinker

    Big King Crap with the eyebrows that could stop a train on its tracks.....
    This old hack is a Chi-town native by the name of Brian Stack
    He used to work for Conan the Hilarian and now on team Colbert...
    Better start wearing chain mail undies to work, because l’m the new kid ready to throw down and kick you in the derrière
    LET’S DANCE BE-OTCH 🤨🤨🤨🤨😂😂😂😂😂

  • jpdemer5
    jpdemer5 4 tháng trước

    You can tell how carefully these f*ckwits prepared this "strategy". (Which is to say, exactly as carefully as you thought.)

  • symbian
    symbian 4 tháng trước

    Well clearly the walrus in the WH doesn't want others to steal his thunder. LOL

  • Azalea Rivera
    Azalea Rivera 4 tháng trước

    We're being forced to live a crappy comedy hopefully it'll be cancelled in 2020

  • Danielle Wilson
    Danielle Wilson 4 tháng trước

    Why live walruses specifically?

  • DigitPop
    DigitPop 4 tháng trước

    deadly

  • Yolanda Dery
    Yolanda Dery 4 tháng trước

    These comments never disappoint. LMAO!

  • Russ The Troubadour
    Russ The Troubadour 4 tháng trước

    Any buy 2 get 1 50% off deals? Asking for a friend.

  • Vanda Bognár
    Vanda Bognár 4 tháng trước

    Today I had to make a Colbert doll as well as a Trump doll for my six- year- old. She wants to play Colbert and Trump. By the way we live in Turkey and the kid is Hungarian

  • Jon Alba
    Jon Alba 4 tháng trước

    Finally bringing back good old Live Walrus American mom and pop shops. MAGA

  • The4blu
    The4blu 4 tháng trước

    This is some Tim & Eric shit

  • Grassman 32
    Grassman 32 4 tháng trước

    I guess I'm going to use a walrus for a birthday party I'll just get Trump

  • VegasBabyKat aka The Lil’ Shtinker

    Brian Stack....you poor bastard.....
    CU CU CA OYE🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

  • anywaythewindblows 89
    anywaythewindblows 89 4 tháng trước

    “Goo, Goo G’joob!”

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law 4 tháng trước

    Coo- Coo- ka- choo.

  • VegasBabyKat aka The Lil’ Shtinker

    Wasn’t Tennessee tuxedo‘s best friend a walrus...Chumley??
    HELLO MR. WHOOOOPIE 🐧

  • VegasBabyKat aka The Lil’ Shtinker

    TUSK TARIFF

  • VegasBabyKat aka The Lil’ Shtinker

    Brian Stack....you poor bastard.....
    CU CU CA OYE🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

  • Andrew Woo
    Andrew Woo 4 tháng trước

    I guess the eggman is just gonna have to go without.

  • Cheryl Sibson
    Cheryl Sibson 4 tháng trước

    Alaska if your listening? omg wow!

  • Jacqueline White
    Jacqueline White 4 tháng trước

    The poor walrus with the saxophone, do you know how people got him to do that trick? By physically abusing him, beating the poor creature until he did what the human pricks wanted. I know it’s old footage, but it’s still sad.

  • Baxter Powel
    Baxter Powel 4 tháng trước

    lol

  • sprinter768
    sprinter768 4 tháng trước +3

    I'm so happy I ordered my Walrus before the tariffs were imposed...

  • S M
    S M 4 tháng trước

    👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️💫💫💫💫💫💫🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • chucku00
    chucku00 4 tháng trước +2

    "I'm gonna build the best walrus you've ever seen, and Gyna is gonna pay for it."
    Cheeto the First, Tyrannosaurus Rex of Trumpistan.

  • Blackfalk
    Blackfalk 4 tháng trước +1

    Trump gave it his "seal" of approval

  • Eric Wardell
    Eric Wardell 4 tháng trước

    Due to the Trump tariffs all Walruses must go cus we’re going out of business!

  • baerleon
    baerleon 4 tháng trước

    FUCK. There go my summer plans.. guess I have to return this pallet of 5 gallon tubs of crisco, this maid outfit, zentai, sybian and these Ben Wa balls too. I also have to break back into the Smithsonian to return that stupid dinosaur bone. I mean, is nothing sacred in this world?

  • not likely
    not likely 4 tháng trước

    Anything in an eggman?

  • Edward Camp
    Edward Camp 4 tháng trước

    Didn't he used to work at the Buffalo branch?

  • Zake Budek
    Zake Budek 4 tháng trước

    Oh, the huge manatee.

  • Alex Landherr
    Alex Landherr 4 tháng trước

    Is there a “Whales ‘R Us”?

  • aguy654
    aguy654 4 tháng trước

    China has walruses?

  • Jesse Beauchamp
    Jesse Beauchamp 4 tháng trước

    Be sure you come up with one for the false claim Trump statement at the peace officer rally today Mr. Cobert.
    Yes it back to Mr.

  • Ricardo Cerrillo
    Ricardo Cerrillo 4 tháng trước

    Hilarious as F%#k!😆

  • Omkar Kulkarni
    Omkar Kulkarni 4 tháng trước

    Can't you say "Taxes" does "Tariff" sound more good 😎

  • Omkar Kulkarni
    Omkar Kulkarni 4 tháng trước

    Can't you say "Taxes" does "Tariff" sound more good 😎

  • nickrich56
    nickrich56 4 tháng trước

    Alaska's native walrus herds will be consumed instead. MAGA!

  • Simon Davis
    Simon Davis 4 tháng trước

    KOO KOO Katchoo!!!

  • alf
    alf 4 tháng trước

    Obey the walrus

  • Jari Fuller
    Jari Fuller 4 tháng trước

    what i didn't know i needed

  • Ken Kaneki
    Ken Kaneki 4 tháng trước

    "That leg is photoshopped but other than that I like it" XD.
    No one will get this unless you saw his dumb comment on a post of a cosplayer, he said on of her legs was photoshopped when neither of them were.

  • Ignacio Guerrero
    Ignacio Guerrero 4 tháng trước

    I'll take Two.

  • Luiggii Love
    Luiggii Love 4 tháng trước

    Mine is coming next week 😁😁

  • Benzaiten
    Benzaiten 4 tháng trước +5

    that sax playing walrus makes more sense than this entire 'administration' put together.

  • Torogikamlon
    Torogikamlon 4 tháng trước

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Elijah Craig
    Elijah Craig 4 tháng trước +5

    Is there a tariff for sitting on a cornflake ?

  • Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. 4 tháng trước

    Koo-koo-ka-ching!

  • PobortzaPl
    PobortzaPl 4 tháng trước

    We've got large walrus, small walrus, fat walrus, skinny walrus, hairy walrus, shaved walrus
    If you've find cheaper walrus than we've have - they f.....' buy it.

  • Howtard
    Howtard 4 tháng trước +1

    Oh god "Cu-cu cu-save!" got me so badly hahaha.
    Best one yet; I love these sketches.

  • MLG HELP
    MLG HELP 4 tháng trước +1

    Damm! I better hurry and get my walrus this weeknd!🤤
    Good thing i just put in my new swimming pool lol😅

  • Incubus Contreras
    Incubus Contreras 4 tháng trước

    Tentwood lol

  • SpeckleKen
    SpeckleKen 4 tháng trước +12

    Don't mock! Trump is protecting us!
    US domestic walrus manufacturing is in a real slump at the moment.