Tariffs Could Drive Up Walrus Prices

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  • Xuất bản 15 Th05, 2019
  • There's no such thing as a free pet. Especially if you're looking for a walrus after Chinese tariffs go into effect.
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  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen Tháng trước

    It's a total scam. They just sell you Justin Long in a walrus costume.

  • Hans Bjorkman
    Hans Bjorkman Tháng trước

    In the UK they tell people trade deals are easy to make! Hard Brexit will mean they have to start trade negotiations with a white sheet of paper. Can you imagine how extremely complicated and detailed it is when they are specified down to this absurd level. A trade deal between two countries normally takes seven years as an average.

  • keepdancingmaria
    keepdancingmaria Tháng trước

    Get your Chinese Walrus NOW! Your Russian Beluga Whale needs a companion!

  • Xz0779
    Xz0779 Tháng trước

    That's too much Internet for today

  • VegasBabyKat
    VegasBabyKat Tháng trước

    Brian Stack looks like a Neanderthal Regis Philbin

  • Evan Page
    Evan Page Tháng trước

    It's free Walrustate

  • GohModley
    GohModley Tháng trước

    I’d never buy a Chinese walrus.

  • VegasBabyKat
    VegasBabyKat Tháng trước

    Big King Crap with the eyebrows that could stop a train on its tracks.....
    This old hack is a Chi-town native by the name of Brian Stack
    He used to work for Conan the Hilarian and now on team Colbert...
    Better start wearing chain mail undies to work, because l’m the new kid ready to throw down and kick you in the derrière
    LET’S DANCE BE-OTCH 🤨🤨🤨🤨😂😂😂😂😂

  • jpdemer5
    jpdemer5 Tháng trước

    You can tell how carefully these f*ckwits prepared this "strategy". (Which is to say, exactly as carefully as you thought.)

  • symbian
    symbian Tháng trước

    Well clearly the walrus in the WH doesn't want others to steal his thunder. LOL

  • Azalea Rivera
    Azalea Rivera Tháng trước

    We're being forced to live a crappy comedy hopefully it'll be cancelled in 2020

  • Danielle Wilson
    Danielle Wilson Tháng trước

    Why live walruses specifically?

  • DigitPop
    DigitPop Tháng trước

    deadly

  • Yolanda Dery
    Yolanda Dery Tháng trước

    These comments never disappoint. LMAO!

  • Russ The Troubadour
    Russ The Troubadour Tháng trước

    Any buy 2 get 1 50% off deals? Asking for a friend.

  • Vanda Bognár
    Vanda Bognár Tháng trước

    Today I had to make a Colbert doll as well as a Trump doll for my six- year- old. She wants to play Colbert and Trump. By the way we live in Turkey and the kid is Hungarian

  • Jon Alba
    Jon Alba Tháng trước

    Finally bringing back good old Live Walrus American mom and pop shops. MAGA

  • The4blu
    The4blu Tháng trước

    This is some Tim & Eric shit

  • Grassman 32
    Grassman 32 Tháng trước

    I guess I'm going to use a walrus for a birthday party I'll just get Trump

  • VegasBabyKat
    VegasBabyKat Tháng trước

    Brian Stack....you poor bastard.....
    CU CU CA OYE🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

  • anywaythewindblows 89
    anywaythewindblows 89 Tháng trước

    “Goo, Goo G’joob!”

  • Lindalee Law
    Lindalee Law Tháng trước

    Coo- Coo- ka- choo.

  • VegasBabyKat
    VegasBabyKat Tháng trước

    Wasn’t Tennessee tuxedo‘s best friend a walrus...Chumley??
    HELLO MR. WHOOOOPIE 🐧

  • VegasBabyKat
    VegasBabyKat Tháng trước

    TUSK TARIFF

  • VegasBabyKat
    VegasBabyKat Tháng trước

    Brian Stack....you poor bastard.....
    CU CU CA OYE🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

  • Andrew Woo
    Andrew Woo Tháng trước

    I guess the eggman is just gonna have to go without.

  • Cheryl Sibson
    Cheryl Sibson Tháng trước

    Alaska if your listening? omg wow!

  • Jacqueline White
    Jacqueline White Tháng trước

    The poor walrus with the saxophone, do you know how people got him to do that trick? By physically abusing him, beating the poor creature until he did what the human pricks wanted. I know it’s old footage, but it’s still sad.

  • Baxter Powel
    Baxter Powel Tháng trước

    lol

  • sprinter768
    sprinter768 Tháng trước +3

    I'm so happy I ordered my Walrus before the tariffs were imposed...

  • Sarah J
    Sarah J Tháng trước

    Tusk, tusk. Trump just wants to help us! As a domestic walrus farmer, and large supplier for the highly respected Sea World, I'm really excited! It's so worth it!

  • S M
    S M Tháng trước

    👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️💫💫💫💫💫💫🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • chucku00
    chucku00 Tháng trước +2

    "I'm gonna build the best walrus you've ever seen, and Gyna is gonna pay for it."
    Cheeto the First, Tyrannosaurus Rex of Trumpistan.

  • Blackfalk
    Blackfalk Tháng trước +1

    Trump gave it his "seal" of approval

  • Eric Wardell
    Eric Wardell Tháng trước

    Due to the Trump tariffs all Walruses must go cus we’re going out of business!

  • baerleon
    baerleon Tháng trước

    FUCK. There go my summer plans.. guess I have to return this pallet of 5 gallon tubs of crisco, this maid outfit, zentai, sybian and these Ben Wa balls too. I also have to break back into the Smithsonian to return that stupid dinosaur bone. I mean, is nothing sacred in this world?

  • not likely
    not likely Tháng trước

    Anything in an eggman?

  • Edward Camp
    Edward Camp Tháng trước

    Didn't he used to work at the Buffalo branch?

  • Zake Budek
    Zake Budek Tháng trước

    Oh, the huge manatee.

  • Alex Landherr
    Alex Landherr Tháng trước

    Is there a “Whales ‘R Us”?

  • aguy654
    aguy654 Tháng trước

    China has walruses?

  • Jesse Beauchamp
    Jesse Beauchamp Tháng trước

    Be sure you come up with one for the false claim Trump statement at the peace officer rally today Mr. Cobert.
    Yes it back to Mr.

  • Ricardo Cerrillo
    Ricardo Cerrillo Tháng trước

    Hilarious as F%#k!😆

  • Omkar Kulkarni
    Omkar Kulkarni Tháng trước

    Can't you say "Taxes" does "Tariff" sound more good 😎

  • Omkar Kulkarni
    Omkar Kulkarni Tháng trước

    Can't you say "Taxes" does "Tariff" sound more good 😎

  • nickrich56
    nickrich56 Tháng trước

    Alaska's native walrus herds will be consumed instead. MAGA!

  • Simon Davis
    Simon Davis Tháng trước

    KOO KOO Katchoo!!!

  • alf
    alf Tháng trước

    Obey the walrus

  • Jari Fuller
    Jari Fuller Tháng trước

    what i didn't know i needed

  • Ken Kaneki
    Ken Kaneki Tháng trước

    "That leg is photoshopped but other than that I like it" XD.
    No one will get this unless you saw his dumb comment on a post of a cosplayer, he said on of her legs was photoshopped when neither of them were.

  • Ignacio Guerrero
    Ignacio Guerrero Tháng trước

    I'll take Two.

  • Luiggii Love
    Luiggii Love Tháng trước

    Mine is coming next week 😁😁

  • Benzaiten
    Benzaiten Tháng trước +5

    that sax playing walrus makes more sense than this entire 'administration' put together.

  • J G
    J G Tháng trước

    Our president looks like a walrus

  • Torogikamlon
    Torogikamlon Tháng trước

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Elijah Craig
    Elijah Craig Tháng trước +5

    Is there a tariff for sitting on a cornflake ?

  • Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
    Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. Tháng trước

    Koo-koo-ka-ching!

  • PobortzaPl
    PobortzaPl Tháng trước

    We've got large walrus, small walrus, fat walrus, skinny walrus, hairy walrus, shaved walrus
    If you've find cheaper walrus than we've have - they f.....' buy it.

  • Howtard
    Howtard Tháng trước +1

    Oh god "Cu-cu cu-save!" got me so badly hahaha.
    Best one yet; I love these sketches.

  • MLG HELP
    MLG HELP Tháng trước +1

    Damm! I better hurry and get my walrus this weeknd!🤤
    Good thing i just put in my new swimming pool lol😅

  • Incubus Contreras
    Incubus Contreras Tháng trước

    Tentwood lol

  • SpeckleKen
    SpeckleKen Tháng trước +12

    Don't mock! Trump is protecting us!
    US domestic walrus manufacturing is in a real slump at the moment.

  • Surud Patel
    Surud Patel Tháng trước

    WALRUS - and I just had to think - BOLTON. No one comes even close. Do Walruses Fart Methane Gas then its bad for the Environment & America.

  • H3L1X
    H3L1X Tháng trước +7

    Are they putting tariffs on walrus treats - the KooKooKa-Chew?

  • Guan Cho Li
    Guan Cho Li Tháng trước +3

    I got ripped off on the walrus I bought from him. Stay away from that place. Walrusmart is better.

  • Mark Parris
    Mark Parris Tháng trước +6

    They have great prices on used harbor seals too.

    • not likely
      not likely Tháng trước

      Really?....maybe they could help me find my porpose in life

  • Alexander Campbell
    Alexander Campbell Tháng trước +1

    Brian Srack AND "Looking Norm MacDonald-ish In This Sketch"

  • Alexander Campbell
    Alexander Campbell Tháng trước +1

    Brian Stack (Walrus Man) AND Where Eddie Haskell Is Now"

    • main mast
      main mast Tháng trước +1

      Eddie, Eddie, Eddie! where is Eddie Haskell?

  • Shannon Wiggins
    Shannon Wiggins Tháng trước

    Does anyone know this guys name? I love all of the skits he's a part of

    • deathdefier247
      deathdefier247 Tháng trước

      Brian Stack, he used to write for Conan as well

  • sdfkjgh
    sdfkjgh Tháng trước +5

    A walrus tax. That's it, this reality no longer makes any damn sense.

    • Vader Minion
      Vader Minion Tháng trước

      This is definitely the bad timeline

  • Animated Tigress
    Animated Tigress Tháng trước +3

    Tariff = American companies pay a heavy import tax and charge you more.

  • the walkin dude
    the walkin dude Tháng trước +3

    A tariff on live walruses? Ok, I didn't need much convincing anyway, but this proves that our president is either a deranged lunatic or egomaniacal madman who has access to nuclear missiles. I don't have enough ammo for this shit.

  • Gregory's Two Cents
    Gregory's Two Cents Tháng trước

    seriously.

  • Red Hunteur
    Red Hunteur Tháng trước +10

    But my question goes unanswered; do they accept trade-ins? Mine is soooo last year.

  • ewqdsacxz765
    ewqdsacxz765 Tháng trước +3

    "The walrus of your dreams," lol.

  • E2 M5
    E2 M5 Tháng trước

    Watch the movie Tusk

  • sef man
    sef man Tháng trước +1

    Sooooo...You feed them penguins? I'm in. I got a bunch of penguins i gotta lose.

  • Duck
    Duck Tháng trước +3

    WALRUS WALRUS
    SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
    NO ONE GONNA BUY 'EM
    CUZ TARIFF'S NOW TOO HIGH ON DEM
    WALRUS WALRUS
    SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
    THEY'RE PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY BROWN
    JUST LIKE A TURD OR POTUS CLOWN

  • david white
    david white Tháng trước +38

    looks like my kids wont be getting that pet Walrus I promised them

    • Miyojewolt S Nasonth
      Miyojewolt S Nasonth Tháng trước +2

      @david white If your kids are sad about it, can I feed your kids to my kids' pre-tariff pet walrus?

  • Marv Unowatitis
    Marv Unowatitis Tháng trước

    Count on the staff to make something stupid even stupider

  • Brass Monkey
    Brass Monkey Tháng trước +4

    This tells you all about the USA government. It's a bad joke.

  • New Message
    New Message Tháng trước +13

    You also might want to buy now because in 15 years, there won't be any left.

  • Abedeuss
    Abedeuss Tháng trước +7

    Nice to see Jamie Hyneman on the Late Show.

  • Juliet V
    Juliet V Tháng trước +22

    I would be surprised otherwise if the dumb orange in chief could do or say something coherent.

  • Nate Richards
    Nate Richards Tháng trước +1

    Fabulous

  • Angry Kittens
    Angry Kittens Tháng trước +2

    I guess this Christmas, American families will just have to settle for a boring manatee.

    • Mike Hegarty
      Mike Hegarty Tháng trước +1

      Maga !! Buy American made manatees, not those exotic walrus...es.eseses ?
      Every walrus bought is taking the food out of a manatee breeder's child's mouth.

  • Vlad Hardware
    Vlad Hardware Tháng trước +15

    I'm shoring up my store room with live Walruses! Or is it Walri?

  • Viran Victus
    Viran Victus Tháng trước +2

    TMW you see something you never knew you needed in your life.

  • TheReal008Zulu
    TheReal008Zulu Tháng trước +26

    I suppose it's a good thing Trump bought Barr when he did.

    • TheReal008Zulu
      TheReal008Zulu Tháng trước

      You can have the surcharge waived if you are willing to have spyware installed.

    • Floris-Jan van der Meulen
      Floris-Jan van der Meulen Tháng trước +1

      TheReal008Zulu
      : you mean parts of him come from China so there will be a 25% surcharge on him?

  • Napoleon I Bonaparte
    Napoleon I Bonaparte Tháng trước +46

    There’s a walrus in the WH that nobody wants to have

    • hawkeye5955
      hawkeye5955 Tháng trước +3

      @FriendlyRambler : A mutated fungus that has become difficult to remove.

    • FriendlyRambler
      FriendlyRambler Tháng trước +5

      That's because it's an evil mutation that wreaks havoc on everything and everyone.

  • Timmertube75
    Timmertube75 Tháng trước +6

    So who is the eggman then?

    • FriendlyRambler
      FriendlyRambler Tháng trước

      That would be Humpty Dumpty, aka: trump, who sat on his wall and had a great fall.... and since he's not a King they couldn't put Humpty together again.

  • Joe Caner
    Joe Caner Tháng trước +35

    The US already has a walrus busily attempting to over-through the Venezuelan government and fomenting a war with Iran.
    *John Bolton*

  • Lester Luczak
    Lester Luczak Tháng trước +18

    And we all live in a yellow submarine. 🤪

    • Elijah Craig
      Elijah Craig Tháng trước

      @Lester Luczak 😊

    • Lester Luczak
      Lester Luczak Tháng trước +1

      Elijah Craig Beautiful

    • Elijah Craig
      Elijah Craig Tháng trước +2

      🎼In the town where I was born
      Lived a man who sailed to sea
      And he told us of his life
      In the land of submarines🎵
      So we sailed up to the sun
      Till we found a sea of green
      And we lived beneath the waves
      In our yellow submarine🎶

  • Linux Tuxfriend
    Linux Tuxfriend Tháng trước +121

    I expected a John Bolton joke included somewhere in there. ;-)

    • baerleon
      baerleon Tháng trước +2

      When a maaaaaaan loves a walruuus
      wait, sorry. That’s Michael Bolton.
      **hits blunt**

    • Floris-Jan van der Meulen
      Floris-Jan van der Meulen Tháng trước +2

      John Bolton's moustache will get a 25% surcharge?

    • Kevin Street
      Kevin Street Tháng trước +2

      Isn't that offensive to walruses?

    • giggergigger1
      giggergigger1 Tháng trước +4

      yes! they missed a trick there

  • Andy Mcnally
    Andy Mcnally Tháng trước +2

    NOOO not the walruses!!!!!!!!

  • Space-Cadet David 'Spanky Bonespurs' Dennison :

    Walrus? I thought it was Wal ‘R’ Us Warehouse. No wonder I can’t find the store!

    • T Electronix
      T Electronix Tháng trước

      @Nateguana No.

    • Nateguana
      Nateguana Tháng trước +1

      @t electronix Wooooooooooosh

    • Priscilla Jimenez
      Priscilla Jimenez Tháng trước +2

      They missed an opportunity lol

    • T Electronix
      T Electronix Tháng trước +4

      @Alaric Balthi As in "Toys 'R' Us"

    • Alaric Balthi
      Alaric Balthi Tháng trước +8

      Did you mean "Wall 'R Us", because Trump want his walls to be american made

  • A Wee Scots Dog
    A Wee Scots Dog Tháng trước +5

    I can never remember which one was the Walrus, was it Lo McBarkney or Don Dennison? Either way it was one of the Tweetles ....
    Anyway here's one by Don ...
    Scary Distrust (aka Wall is Over) by Don Denn(is)on (of the Tweetles) and Joke O' Oh No!
    [whispered] : Happy P*ss, Miss Joko ... Happy Dismiss, Donny
    So this distrust
    And what have you done?
    Another fear over-
    Comes Everyone
    And so this is distust
    You've finished all fun
    The sneers and the jeers sung
    For NRA guns
    A very scary distrust
    And a crappy new fear
    Lets cope with a feud "won"
    Without Morgan (Piers)
    And so this distrust [wall is over]
    For leaks, bing, bing, bong [if you want sh*t]
    The rich get (not poor ones) [wall is over]
    The world and the sun [now]
    And so have this distrust [wall is over]
    For lack of insight [if you want sh*t]
    For fellow in bred ones [Fox and friends]
    Lets see who we'll fright [now]
    A very scary distrust
    And a crappy new fear
    Lets cope with this lewd scum
    And clout Morgan (Piers)
    So this distrust [wall is over]
    And what have you "won" [if you want sh*t]
    Another fear over- [wall is over]
    Comes Everyone [now]
    And so scary distrust [wall is over]
    We hope they are done [they are all sh*t]
    His fellow brain dead ones [Don and Eric]
    Horsesh*t and cow dung [now]
    My very best wishes
    For a better new year
    Lets vote no to intrusion
    Of hatred and fear
    Wall is over
    Donny's haunted
    Wall is over
    Now
    Scary Distrust (aka Wall is Over) by Don Denn(is)on (of the Tweetles) and Joke O' Oh No!
    [whispered] : Happy P*ss, Miss Joko ... Happy Dismiss, Donny
    So this distrust
    And what have you done?
    Another fear over-
    Comes Everyone
    And so this is distust
    You've finished all fun
    The sneers and the jeers sung
    For NRA guns
    A very scary distrust
    And a crappy new fear
    Lets cope with a feud "won"
    Without Morgan (Piers)
    And so this distrust [wall is over]
    For leaks, bing, bing, bong [if you want sh*t]
    The rich get (not poor ones) [wall is over]
    The world and the sun [now]
    And so have this distrust [wall is over]
    For lack of insight [if you want sh*t]
    For fellow in bred ones [Fox and friends]
    Lets see who we'll fright [now]
    A very scary distrust
    And a crappy new fear
    Lets cope with this lewd scum
    And clout Morgan (Piers)
    So this distrust [wall is over]
    And what have you "won" [if you want sh*t]
    Another fear over- [wall is over]
    Comes Everyone [now]
    And so scary distrust [wall is over]
    We hope they are done [they are all sh*t]
    His fellow brain dead ones [Don and Eric]
    Horsesh*t and cow dung [now]
    My very best wishes
    For a better new year
    Lets vote no to intrusion
    Of hatred and fear
    Wall is over
    Donny's haunted
    Wall is over
    Now

    Actually, now I come to think of it I'm fairly sure the Walrus was Lol.

  • Lagilagi Bodoh
    Lagilagi Bodoh Tháng trước +12

    China charges a million dollars a year for countries to rent pandas. All pandas are Chinese property, even those born in foreign zoos. Will tariffs apply to renting pandas?

    • sdfkjgh
      sdfkjgh Tháng trước +2

      If Russel Jackson ever found out about what's happening in _this_ universe, he'd probably die of a heart attack while berating trump to death. #MadamSecretary #WhyDoTVPresidentsAlwaysDoABetterJobThanTheTvPresident

    • eko2 o
      eko2 o Tháng trước

      What!!? 🐼

  • Enrique Ramirez
    Enrique Ramirez Tháng trước +2

    Poor walruses. 😑

  • Kent
    Kent Tháng trước +1

    3 uploads in a row! I'm wore out.