The New Map of America

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  • Xuất bản 20 Th09, 2019
  • CALLMECARSON YOUTOOZ OUT NOW ▸youtooz.com/
    ♦ People in the video ♦
    Ted - vnclip.net/user/tednivison
    Jawsh - vnclip.net/user/jawshvevo
    Traves - vnclip.net/user/traves
    Hugbox - vnclip.net/user/hugbox
    Mason - www.twitch.tv/undrscrmason
    Fitz - vnclip.net/user/fitz
    ♠ Social Media Links ♠
    → Twitch - www.twitch.tv/callmecarsonlive
    → Twitter - callmecarsonyt
    → Instagram - callmecarsonyt
    → Discord - discord.gg/callmecarson
    → Subreddit - www.reddit.com/r/CallMeCarson/
    Music -
    Intro: ibrahim - land of petals soundcloud.com/ibr/land-of-petals
    Outro: hier - confess soundcloud.com/hi-er/confess
    Other music I have used can be found here - soundcloud.com/callmecarson/sets/songs-ive-used
    The New Map of America
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  • CallMeCarson
    CallMeCarson  Tháng trước +10077

    GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT ▸ youtooz.com/
    IT'S GOT THE FUNNY WOOD FIRED PIZZA THING ON IT

    • Donovan Smith
      Donovan Smith Ngày trước

      He ded

    • Ramen
      Ramen Ngày trước +1

      How will pizza get a job now

    • Nerd_World
      Nerd_World Ngày trước +1

      It’ll be 2020 before a new regular callmecarson vid comes out

    • FunWithJonno
      FunWithJonno 2 ngày trước +1

      HOW IS PIZZA GOING TO GET A JOB NOW?!?!

    • クソ子供 okumura
      クソ子供 okumura 3 ngày trước

      @CallMeCarson did i got a permanent ban from ur server just bc i wasnt active for a week you know what carson fuck you

  • C Day
    C Day Giờ trước

    When you wanna make a joke but nobody finds it funny so you keep pushing it until it is funny

  • DXP_Quacky420 ya yeet :/
    DXP_Quacky420 ya yeet :/ Giờ trước

    No One
    Carson: *throws Youtooz on the ground*
    Some Random Girl: *M o a n s*

  • Legate Leonis
    Legate Leonis 2 giờ trước

    Travis is the cutest thing in this side of VNclip. Where can I buy one?

  • TeSed Kitsune
    TeSed Kitsune 2 giờ trước

    _Would you look at that he's made a face_

  • Hey Hey
    Hey Hey 3 giờ trước

    One day travis really just decided to make his A's look like that. As far as I know no one is taught to do them like that, you have to just decide to do them like that. Wild.

  • KiwiAnimations
    KiwiAnimations 3 giờ trước

    Large canine

  • Mooshi
    Mooshi 3 giờ trước

    Why does CallMeCarson's toy look like the principal of Middleschool the Worst Years of my Life?

  • Justin Koker
    Justin Koker 4 giờ trước

    Welp my times as come 0:45

  • Shooty McSh00ty
    Shooty McSh00ty 4 giờ trước

    15:37

  • Leonassassin3
    Leonassassin3 5 giờ trước

    *big lion*

  • KAEDAN JIMENEZ
    KAEDAN JIMENEZ 5 giờ trước

    Sand?!?!?!?!!

  • Ice Is my name
    Ice Is my name 5 giờ trước

    Is nick high 24/7

  • MrDozed
    MrDozed 6 giờ trước +1

    Looking up because you made me feel down

  • WhoLikeMinecraf
    WhoLikeMinecraf 6 giờ trước

    He clearly like it!

  • noswaggernoservice
    noswaggernoservice 6 giờ trước

    almost forgot to watch this today

  • Bag of Marbles
    Bag of Marbles 7 giờ trước

    11:22-11:23 “I kinda’ fuck with his vision”

  • thegamer 64
    thegamer 64 8 giờ trước

    If kernal sanders was president "lets make america finger licking good for only $99.99

  • xd Sapphire
    xd Sapphire 8 giờ trước

    not gonna lie. thats hot

  • thegamer 64
    thegamer 64 8 giờ trước

    2:00 you should have made virginia a virgin

  • Aiden Pavon
    Aiden Pavon 9 giờ trước

    No wonder why fitz is stealing Pokimane

  • Pmysta 0
    Pmysta 0 9 giờ trước

    I live at the grumpy face next to the tractor on Travis’s

  • Alvin Junior
    Alvin Junior 9 giờ trước

    carson you should check out this funny weird yt channel its called "the fat service patrol"

  • Thatoneguy
    Thatoneguy 9 giờ trước

    After like 3 months, I finally get the wood fired pizza joke

  • Sir Linkachu
    Sir Linkachu 10 giờ trước

    It's big lion

  • Eesedesesesrdt Superjoshuabro
    Eesedesesesrdt Superjoshuabro 10 giờ trước

    Travis is my favourite character in the call be mars on aimg
    Edit: sorry I was having a stroke
    I meant travis is my favourite character on the call me Carson anime

  • Shannon Stout
    Shannon Stout 10 giờ trước

    B I G L I O N

  • Squipy 123
    Squipy 123 10 giờ trước

    This is my favourite video so far 😂😂😂

  • loosechange sentiments
    loosechange sentiments 10 giờ trước

    Big lion...... he truly has changed My life i know that much

  • Juan Morales
    Juan Morales 11 giờ trước

    8:01 this will make jason talk

  • Just Лунтяй :D
    Just Лунтяй :D 15 giờ trước

    From this video nobody don't saw Carson.

  • Jhumar Cuzon
    Jhumar Cuzon 15 giờ trước

    "My 3 inches went somewhere else"
    Haha now Im confident to roast when Im faced with tall people.

  • Tots 01
    Tots 01 16 giờ trước

    Big lion is so gay

  • ToiletMorphGaming
    ToiletMorphGaming 16 giờ trước

    This has become my favourite video of all time. I can't stress that enough.

  • рей 109 EE 2 ッシ
    рей 109 EE 2 ッシ 19 giờ trước

    Uh oh stinky

  • cool doge
    cool doge 20 giờ trước +1

    ᵘʷᵘ

  • Smeaty_K derpplayz
    Smeaty_K derpplayz 23 giờ trước

    "Is that Michigan at the top?"
    "the great lakes?"
    " _no its the hamburger helper_ "

    *Destruction : 100*

  • Danny Romero
    Danny Romero Ngày trước

    Imagine having a job and that job is to just hangout and mess around with your friends. epic

  • marin calkins
    marin calkins Ngày trước

    1:15 _D A N G E R_

  • Baby Angelz
    Baby Angelz Ngày trước

    "Big Lion"

  • HeadStreekKiller 234
    HeadStreekKiller 234 Ngày trước

    At 10:00
    When Depression hits

  • Stranger Man
    Stranger Man Ngày trước

    10:00
    When it’s 3:00 am and you’ve recently made some pizza roles. Then you trip and your pizza roles fall on the ground.

  • Jameszz
    Jameszz Ngày trước

    Haha the washing machine is my state. And it is now the. nevergreenstate due to all of the green stains being washed thank you Carson. It also looks to have been like a full takeover of the country. Mark my words I live in the Washington on the top part of the u state.

  • Killian Berreth
    Killian Berreth Ngày trước

    Travis has the mind of a 2nd grader drawing, just randomly scribling until he finds something he can make into something else, then doing it.

  • LE - 09SC - Brampton Centennial SS (2502)

    That thumbnail looks like a drunk Canada

  • SOL- ACTURUS
    SOL- ACTURUS Ngày trước +1

    Everyone s talking about BIG LION but what about the Teletubbies?

  • Horrer SX
    Horrer SX Ngày trước

    This made me laugh so hard I don't even know what to say other than -its so powerful-

  • CatAndTegan
    CatAndTegan Ngày trước

    *_its freaking big lion_*

  • rainbowdragonXD
    rainbowdragonXD Ngày trước

    Oh hail BIG LION

  • HUTERBOY520
    HUTERBOY520 Ngày trước

    Someone explain to me why Carson disapproves of the Fitz Youtooz.

  • Dakota
    Dakota Ngày trước

    Travis is that special friend smh

  • Digital Dip
    Digital Dip Ngày trước

    I LIVE in Oregon and can confirm it looks like that.

  • The Skipper
    The Skipper Ngày trước +1

    Something about Carson talking with food in his mouth makes me wanna call the Police

  • Im NaTivv3
    Im NaTivv3 Ngày trước

    13:49 "wait can I add more diamonds?" *pulls out simon cowell*

  • FauxParadox
    FauxParadox Ngày trước

    Big lion is infinitely less funny than the US getting pickles out of the pickle jar and 4ore

  • Osman Say
    Osman Say Ngày trước

    Wood fired pizza?
    How is pizza gonna get a job now


    Like if epic funny fortnite meme.

  • MyF82H8
    MyF82H8 Ngày trước

    Carson that clearly says that your youtooz us 4 inches not 3

  • omerramo14
    omerramo14 Ngày trước

    That looks like Turkey the country not the fucking animal btw

  • sad cat
    sad cat Ngày trước

    *BIG LION*

  • BEANFISH
    BEANFISH Ngày trước

    All right guys, the Big Lion meeting is at my place. It's praying night! 😁🤣