[Rick and Morty] Jessica, Jacqueline and Morty | Healthy Morty Gets Caught By Rick

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  • shivanSpS
    shivanSpS Ngày trước

    I think Morty has a thing for Redheads just like Rick.

  • Noah Richardson
    Noah Richardson Ngày trước

    Does healthy morty remind anyone of that guy from limitless?

  • Thekiller2013lol
    Thekiller2013lol 2 ngày trước

    Wait, that's MY VNclip channel In your description 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  • TeMmiE!?!! Boi?!!
    TeMmiE!?!! Boi?!! 7 ngày trước


  • Remember White
    Remember White 12 ngày trước

    And ask around, I never do *DWAYNE*

  • alpheba
    alpheba 19 ngày trước

    *that one spongebob meme* "i wAsNt cRyInG"

  • Weeb's Gaming
    Weeb's Gaming 20 ngày trước

    Jessica is not the girl morty should be looking for. He can find better girls in his natural state.

  • Expired Memes
    Expired Memes 20 ngày trước +1

    Jacqueline looks like she has a giant tumour

  • Jordan De Knikker
    Jordan De Knikker 21 ngày trước

    Morty just made 500k commission on a call.
    I'm really mad at Rick right now.

    • Martha Speaks
      Martha Speaks 15 ngày trước

      Jordan De Knikker No.

    • Jordan De Knikker
      Jordan De Knikker 15 ngày trước

      @Martha Speaks You're... You're trolling.

    • Martha Speaks
      Martha Speaks 15 ngày trước

      Jordan De Knikker yes. So he sold it for 1.5k and made an extra .5M bonus?

    • Jordan De Knikker
      Jordan De Knikker 16 ngày trước

      @Martha Speaks hey genius. Convert .5M to thousands. Yeah.

    • Martha Speaks
      Martha Speaks 16 ngày trước

      Jordan De Knikker million and a half at 33?
      1.5M x 33% ≈ .5M
      I understand stock broker language

  • Jamarion Lewis
    Jamarion Lewis 21 ngày trước

    Pause on 1:29 Jessica's Panties

  • TheLun4tic
    TheLun4tic 22 ngày trước

    "...because I'm not sick!"

  • Oh Lala
    Oh Lala 22 ngày trước

    1:24 huh, I am *uck up.

    SINGOT SA AGTA 23 ngày trước

    nice DWAAYNNEE

  • The scharf channel
    The scharf channel 28 ngày trước +1

    ...Because I'm not sick

  • Q
    Q Tháng trước

    Poor Jac... 😢

  • sumit kumar
    sumit kumar Tháng trước +5

    When Morty said **"you miss the old me, you miss someone that loved you so much that you never had to live them back"** I felt that

  • JF 93
    JF 93 Tháng trước +5

    I dont know if you guys realised, but he look just like evil morty

  • Rez night
    Rez night Tháng trước +3

    Wolf of morty street

  • Julio Acceus
    Julio Acceus Tháng trước +1

    Tiny American psycho lol

  • Veni Vidi Vici
    Veni Vidi Vici Tháng trước +2

    Rick really missed Morty if he wanted to take him out on an adventure just to get a doorstop that he didn’t really need

  • Ladies Man, Incredible DJ ssj5
    Ladies Man, Incredible DJ ssj5 Tháng trước +1

    This morty has to come back execpt not being a American psycho. He really needs to step his game up. He shouldn't put up with the bullshit his toxic crush, his sister or his Grandadfather gives him. He deserves his happiness and better lover. Jacqueline should've stayed with him

  • SmiffyLel
    SmiffyLel Tháng trước

    Why COULDN'T Morty stay with her lol

  • roflcopters270
    roflcopters270 Tháng trước

    Anybody wanna see Rick Morty and Jessica adventures? Or is it just me?

  • ADK Prism
    ADK Prism Tháng trước

    What’s this episode title

  • The2KXperience
    The2KXperience Tháng trước +2

    I'd like to think that in the end, Healthy Morty realized that you're not really "healthy" just because nothing is wrong with you. We are as defined by our flaws as we are our strengths. As others have suggested, Healthy Morty also represents a very slippery slope that ends in full-on Evil Morty territory: when you begin to believe that you're healthy enough to know what's best, you may end up believing that when you're that healthy and that intelligent you'll know better than anyone what's best for everyone.

    • Martha Speaks
      Martha Speaks 15 ngày trước

      The2KXperience I see. Many people are often crazier or unhealthier than they’d like to admit. Emotional baggage, failed relationships, laziness, perfectionism, callousness, etc are what we are conditioned to think are qualities that none should ever harbor if he or she wants to live a healthy, great lifestyle;
      But the truth is that only YOU determine how healthy you are. It’s up to you to say, “I’m fine. I’m not perfect, but I’m okay and normal.”
      There’s great irony in this:
      “So tell me - In what way are you crazy?”
      The correct response is
      “In the same ways that you are.”

  • Disdanny
    Disdanny Tháng trước

    Jacqueline was the best girl he had.

  • George Michael
    George Michael Tháng trước

    Hehehe panties

  • Steven Méndez
    Steven Méndez Tháng trước +1

    De casualidad no hay alguien que hable en español o solo yo ?

  • Seth Howell
    Seth Howell Tháng trước +3

    I honestly hope we see more of Jessica in season 4

  • Lord Warfare
    Lord Warfare Tháng trước +1

    Hmmmmm is this organic 😂

    • Stratilex
      Stratilex Tháng trước

      Lord Warfare who’s he talking to lol

  • RedLeif1
    RedLeif1 Tháng trước +5

    Why do you think Morty didn't hang up? The way he reacted to what his girlfriend said, it just screams "intentional" to me.

    • kenny12619
      kenny12619 Tháng trước +1

      I always thought that

  • Majora 2332
    Majora 2332 Tháng trước


  • Kenneth Bryant
    Kenneth Bryant 2 tháng trước

    Jessica sucks. Hopefully Morty finally gets over that shit in season 4.

  • qing cai
    qing cai 2 tháng trước

    I love the little voltron part

  • Yesika Narvaez
    Yesika Narvaez 2 tháng trước

    I STILL don't know WHY he bothers with her

  • Kedda kedda
    Kedda kedda 2 tháng trước +7

    Jessica and Rick actually make a great team argueung yet caring for Morty

  • peter siri
    peter siri 2 tháng trước

    We all have our toxic self because it's restrain.

  • Larkin Hancock
    Larkin Hancock 2 tháng trước +2

    Anyone else think Morty intentionally didn't hang up to rub it in Jessica's face he got with a someone better.

  • Jose Cerda Lee
    Jose Cerda Lee 2 tháng trước

    Esto está chido

  • Sofia Schuster
    Sofia Schuster 3 tháng trước

    Morty has no neck

  • Daniel Arturo Charry Meneses
    Daniel Arturo Charry Meneses 3 tháng trước

    0:39 Roiland talking about Confident Morty.

  • Dead Braincellz
    Dead Braincellz 3 tháng trước

    Mmmm is this organic?

  • Derek Connors
    Derek Connors 3 tháng trước +7

    The two most important people in Morty's life, and neither one can admit they care about him.

  • doodiemac100
    doodiemac100 3 tháng trước +1

    This has a very true bittersweet message. Morty is a very stressed uncertain self-conscious person about everything. He lacks backbone, he isn't as smart as others and allows toxic things to take hold on him. Like many people do in reality. When he became healthy he had an aspiring career, money, freedom and a bitch that truly like him and gave a fuck about him unlike Jessicas' goof ass. The problem was he lacked his consciousness when he became healthy so couldn't enjoy the happiness he wanted for so long. Instead he had to go back to being a lightning rod for toxicity to regain his old self. Just like Meg, just like Steve. It's really sad. Life can be cruelly unfair for us all

  • Matthew Heckman
    Matthew Heckman 3 tháng trước +1

    Bro I need that machine..... I would literally be a god if all my fears and insecurities and awkwardnesses and weirdnesses were gone

    • William McKay
      William McKay 10 ngày trước

      I'd probably become psychotic, ruthless megalomaniac...with charisma 100.

    • oceanberserker
      oceanberserker 16 ngày trước

      We all do, man. We all do.

  • Raul Ruiz
    Raul Ruiz 3 tháng trước +9

    "You were my soul mate"
    "Not anymore"

  • Blank AP
    Blank AP 3 tháng trước +1

    Jacqueline is thicc my goodness

  • JimmySteller
    JimmySteller 4 tháng trước +3

    1:00 - 1:04 That might be the most savage statement I’ve ever heard in this show.

  • David Madrid
    David Madrid 4 tháng trước

    Y si, éste Morty planeó ser capturado?, osea, en medio de esas tres semanas, éste Morty hizo un clon de si mismo usando la tecnología de Rick, antes de que lo atraparan?, y éste es el futuro Morty Malvado?.

  • The Great King Strojek
    The Great King Strojek 4 tháng trước +1

    I think he says that orogenic line alot

  • Solus Darkcoat
    Solus Darkcoat 4 tháng trước

    This really shows off how smart Morty is

  • Thebluefus
    Thebluefus 4 tháng trước

    Jacqueline wow

  • Lefteris Magoutas
    Lefteris Magoutas 4 tháng trước +12

    That guy's eyes are on two different levels of existence.

  • Shinseki ryuga
    Shinseki ryuga 4 tháng trước

    I like how that *beep* doesn't *beep* fucking word

  • Random shiz Of who knows what
    Random shiz Of who knows what 4 tháng trước +1

    What douche bag puts the food they just took a bite out of back onto the board kept on cooking

  • Rando Random
    Rando Random 4 tháng trước +2

    "you can't keep the drones"

    DASFGADGSD SHDFJAB S 4 tháng trước

    Morty IS THE MAN

  • Jotaro Kujo
    Jotaro Kujo 4 tháng trước +1

    0:28 what’s with his eyes

  • Tristen Allen
    Tristen Allen 4 tháng trước

    Couldn't Rick just replace him with another morty he already admitted that he is just an expendable cloaking device that can be replaced at any time

    • Veni Vidi Vici
      Veni Vidi Vici Tháng trước

      Yeah that’s his original one. This Rick and Morty are both from C-137 so he’s all he has left of that Earth/reality because they messed that one up

    • theonlydans
      theonlydans 4 tháng trước +2

      You know that was a lie right? Sure every morty is expendable but rick will always keep this morty because of sentimental value

  • Red reaper
    Red reaper 4 tháng trước +1

    so she knew he was 14. Okay.

    • SupportGaming 2020
      SupportGaming 2020 2 tháng trước

      @Prof. Genki hypocrites like you make me fucking sick lol

    • Prof. Genki
      Prof. Genki 2 tháng trước

      Right? What a lucky dog.